Why are you so mad? Don’t you realize?
This is just a comment, a tweet, a post.
The only trigger in real life;
Is the acid meant to melt away your face
The punch that lands on your arm during a domestic squabble
The book replaced with a child’s cradle
The degree on your shelf from which you sweep away cobwebs
And what you feel walking down the street
The cold trickle of dread
That you might make it to late night news.
So relax, online feminist.
It’s just a joke.
It’s not like it can happen in real life anytime soon.